Mooch.

I'm a HUGE mooch off free stuff!
Whenever I see a table with free stuff...
I take some.
Yesterday is a perfect example.
There was a table for the National Guard
and of course...there was free stuff!
I saw some tshirts and I was sold.
I walked over and they asked if I wanted a shirt.
I said, "Sure!"
But...there was a catch.
You had to sign up to get info on the National Guard.
I have zero interest in the National Guard.
But...because I really wanted the free shirt...
I filled one out.
And actually, I got a sweatshirt out of it!
Haha!
I know...call me horrible, call me a sinner.
But it was free...so it wasn't that bad, right?
I feel bad for whoever has to be the one to call me
in regards of the National Guard...oh well.

Lara: He looked really cute today
Me: Wait...he did you or you do?
Lara: He did, well, I do too.