Quotes While Watching the Bachelor
"If you're going to jump, do it all the way." - Krystle
(referring to Chantal when she jumped into Brad's arms on their last date)
"If you have to hold your clothes down then they obviously don't fit you" - Krystle
(referring to Emily on their last date)
Me: "There is no way she woke up like that."
Ry's mom: "I know, if she did, shoot her."
(referring to Emily as they are getting ready to get proposed)
"Are you alright?" - Brad to Chantal after breaking her heart on National Television. Really Brad, really?
"Chantal lost...it's cause she slapped him in the face when she first met him!"
"She's crying over Brad while she is now dating another guy? Just go back to your rich house with your rich parents and die happy being rich."
Quotes from friends
"OK! I'M CALM!" - Krystle...hahahaha soo funny
" I think the 'like' feature should be replaced with 'I like this enough to acknowledge that I saw it, but not enough for me to move my hand from the mouse to the key board.'" - Dave
"95% of all of my cussing is caused by Mario Kart on 64" - The one and only Craig Adams
"The only time it's good to scream out 'I have diarrhea' is when you're playing scrabble, cause it's worth a crap load of points." - J....hahaha!
♥ The Girl Who Has The Best Life. Ever.
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